"And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut"

Well, in Skokie, Illinois, anyhow. (link needs cookies, but not registration)

Life imitates comedy.

Which is to say: "GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!"

Small contest: Without using a search engine, identify the source of this post's title....

Alternative small contest: Pile on to the comedy. For example, I can think of one obvious kids' song that applies.