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Apple, directionless with the loss of Steve Jobs, nevertheless announces its latest innovation, its first foray in years back to its Classic(al) era.

The iClaudius is a new, pocket-sized personal computing device with amazing power. Do not be fooled by its tendency to randomly reboot, lose screen focus, and occasionally give off a raucous beep or squawk. Despite (or perhaps because of) these peculiarities, you'll come to love it, as a true companion to help you survive these difficult times. A device whose utility to you will be underestimated by your competitors, your purchase of it will ensure success despite - or perhaps because of - their incorrect assumption that you are a harmless idiot.

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Date: 2012-04-04 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlvinyl.livejournal.com
Hahaha. Google will release the nefarious but efficient Sejanus in response.

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Date: 2012-04-10 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docstrange.livejournal.com
Not responding to it in anything like good time, but that response really wins.

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Date: 2012-04-04 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jordan179.livejournal.com
It's definitely more trustworthy than the CaligulAID ...

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